About Me: I’m originally from northwest Indiana, but currently I’m busy rocking socks off in southeast Florida. I have a fiancee named Sarah. I think she’s starting to like me. We just bought an orange house. We live there. It’s nice. We have a brown Chow Chow named Gizmo who recently lost a battle with an Infinity tower speaker. He has since recovered. We have two cats.  Killer is evil.  Cali is afraid of everything. Combined, we are cooler than you, and very possibly cooler than your mother.

General Interests: Cars, beer, booze, video games, graphic design, computers, vintage audio, bikes, making my new house reek of awesome, fishing, lobsters, vagina…  in no particular order.

Music: AFI, Anti-Flag, Aquabats, The Ataris, Band of Horses, Ben Folds Five, Cake, Catch 22, Coldplay, Descendents, Everclear, Flogging Molly, The Gadjits, Green Day, The Hippos, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Lagwagon, Less Than Jake, Link 80, The Living End, Lucky Boys Confusion, Millencolin, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Mustard Plug, My Chemical Romance, MxPx, NOFX, Outkast, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Rancid, Screeching Weasel, Slapstick, The Strokes, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Transplants, The Vandals, Weezer, Yellowcard.

Movies: Requiem For A Dream, Vanilla Sky, Zoolander, Anchorman.

TV: LOST, The Office, My Name Is Earl, 24, Dexter.

Books: My reading department is broken.

Heroes: Mickey Mouse, David Hasselhoff, and whoever invented Eggo waffles.